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THE WINNER
"Say, Bob, do you think there is any way possible we could get Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts into our movie?"
Darek Tatum
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TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE
"In front of all these people?"
Payman Abdollahi
"That IS Rodan, Norm. He just THINKS he's Godzilla."
Jim Abell
"See, I told you those Olson twins would make great crack whores."
Ash
"Yeah, Bob, I know we need a name for our movie.
How about 'Box Office Poison'?"
Ian Birkbeck
"They want us."
Chance Chase
"Hmmm, Bob, how funny would it be if YOU got kicked in the crotch for a change."
Colin
"I don't know, Bob, I just don't think that America wants to see Don Rickles give a lap dance."
Rob Conrad
"Hey, Bob, I know you are trying for realism here, but did you have to hire ACTUAL crack whores?"
Craig
"Don't feel bad about losing the anchor spot on 'Weekend Update,'
Norm. I used to host 'America's Funniest Home Videos,'
and I got canned."
"Yeah, but you suck."
David and Renee
"NOTE TO SELF: Refile restraining order against Bob Saget."
Greg
"Holy Lord, Bob, I didn't know there were so many of these funny videos that involved dirty, dirty sex."
Jodi
"Mmmmm ... pork."
Kate
"Well, ya see Norm, we're going to have to cut that scene with the dinosaurs fighting the aliens because I've gone and blown all of our budget on crack and whores!"
Mark Leszczynski
"I knew we shouldn't have kept that hooker in the trunk for that long."
Ryan
"You want me to say something funny in EVERY scene?"
Tom Tucci
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