TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE
"Yes that's right. That is were the snake
bit me. Suck the poison out. SUCK IT!!"
Travis
"Ohhhhh Great, thanks! I've got another big zit on my ass that
needs to be popped too."
Josh B.
"Not that head!"
David Pollard
"Ahhh...thanks for sucking the venom out of my
head there, but...ah...the snake bit me in my cock too."
Trevor Kelly
"Hey, you're not by chance one of them uh, brain sucking crack
whore zombies, are you? Oh you are? Well, uh, okay, as long as I can have dirty sex with
you before I meet my demise, suck away!"
Kristen Spade
"That's all I get? I gave you a fifty."
Sean Kent
"Note to self: Remember to buy lice remover."
Fiona
"Oh, wow. Let me get this straight; I tell you I, like,
bumped my head, and you, you know, kiss it. Artie? Could you come here and
kick me in the crotch thirty or forty times? Before she leaves?"
Steve
"Note To Self: This crack whore has really saggy tits."
Sixx Pack
"I guess you had one beer two many. You see, my mouth is
right down here..."
Leeza Simpson
"Note to Self: Washed up TV stars also accept crack in exchange for
sex."
Cody O'Brien
This is the face of erectile dysfunction.
Doug Pinsak
"Yeah, sorry about that mix up with super glue and lipstick
thing."
Dr. Dave
The blind chicks are always the hardest to make-out with.
Grant N. |
