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THE WINNER
"Hi, I'm looking for the Former Sketch-Comedians Anonymous meeting. This must be the place."
Jason M.
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TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE
"I tell you! The cast. The restraints. They'll mean NOTHING to me when the moon is full!!!"
Mike Bass
"Saturday Night Live? They moved? Did they leave a forwarding address!?"
Mark S. Daniels
"So, you all were fired by NBC, too?"
Cherie Gorrow
"It's your brother, Norm. His oven mitt fixation has resurfaced. Have you been feeding him Bacos again?"
Chris Helms
"Hey there, is this the critical condition area? I'm trying to find my career."
Rebecca Sinclair
"Well, there's no real proof, but we can only assume that Matthew's arm was broken by one of two people:
O.J. Simpson or Richard Jewell."
Brad Robertson
"Hey, I just stopped by to um, oh hey! I see you guys are playing with sock puppets again!"
Herbie Versmells
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