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THE WINNER
"Daddy?"
Gabby
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"So, you see, you always use your left hand, Norm."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh OK. I get it now."
Ryan Amos
" ... Norm Macdonald doesn't listen to Bob Dole, Bob Dole screwed Norm Macdonald by losing the elections.
Bob Dole can go screw a crack whore."
Avishek Biswas
"Yes sir, I know she's done great work with the Red Cross and I'm sure she'd make a fantastic Madame President.
But, no sir, I had no idea Liddy coulda jar of olives with her thighs."
Rob Conrad
"That pencil doesn't go well with that suit, Norm. I would have gone with a pen."
Nate Erdman
Thanks to the recent advances in cloning, the arm-wrestling match of the century can now take place.
Chris Johnson
"After months and months of searching, Bob Dole finally found someone suitable to be his running mate."
Jayme Johnson
"So, it stiffens up just like a pencil, eh, Bob?"
Jonathan Russell
"Kiss me."
Gabrielle Sinclair
"Where can I get some of that Viagra, you old goat?!"
Tom Tucci
"So, Bob, what's the best time to get on line at the unemployment office?"
Ben Zelevansky
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