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CONTEST 33

THE WINNER
When Gamblers Anonymous didn't have it quite right.

Ron Jeremy


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"Norm: Drew there is nothing you can do to get me on
Whose Line Is It Anyway!"


Willy Wonka


"Note to self: Next time you try to gamble back your debts to the Creepy Looking Dude Mafia, do not wear any seductive cologne."

Karl Micka-Foos


"Note to self... Could have found easier less gay way to get a show on ABC..."

Tim Krems


With the tremendous success of "Friends" on NBC,
ABC decided to do a spinoff series: "Faggots".

Doug Pinsak


"And I'll raise you...oh, looks like that already happened."

Matt Shelton


"Note to self. Next time I want to play strip poker...invite Women!"

Conway


Everyone from the Norm and Drew sets were having fun playing cards except Ryan Styles who just happened to get his hand stuck in Drew's ass.

Robb Malo


Three Men and a Maybe.

Chris Fitzgerald


"Read more about this in this month's issue of 'Things that make me vomit'.  As a matter of fact, that picture makes me want to vomit."

Josh Welborn


The huge forehead Club...missing from the
photo...Helen Hunt.

Jim Leroux


At the state prison poker tournament: "Read 'em
and weep baby, your ass is mine."

Mr. Grant


"Aw, c'mon, Norm, you said you needed a Queen."

Johanne


Although it appears as he is having a good time, Norm regrets combining "Spin the Bottle" with poker and three horny gay guys.

Kristen

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