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CONTEST 21

THE WINNER
"I'm Norm Macdonald, and now the fake boobs."

Jordan Davidson


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"It's important that we stay abreast on the situation. I mean, uh, we need to remain focused on tituation, uh, situation that is."

Danny Aoun
"Someone said you were on The WB, but I told them that those are double D's at least!"

Steve Berg
Satellite Norm was trapped by the massive gravitational field of the planet Boobs.

Ben Bowman
"Do you, per chance, have two nipples for a dime?"

Peter C.
After about an hour, Norm and Danny are able to focus on her face and determine that this is, in fact, not Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Will D.
" ... About as real as your hair."

Jesse
"Thank god I'm first in line!"

Cat Lavoie
"Can I follow you home? My car's got a blown fuse and my headlights are out."

Steve Linder
"Note to self: Order Girl Scout cookies on a regular basis from here on."

Sarah Newdorf
And it was at this moment Norm realized what would make him live "Happily Ever After."

Adam Rainbolt
"No, Norm, I do not want to see your wiener dog."

Jesse Thompson
"OK, I'll say it if it makes you feel better. Why, yes, you do have impressive breasts, as well, Norm."

Mark Townsend


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