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THE WINNER
"Hey Laurie, why don't you try and make the pink thing come out?"
Pokey Martin
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In a sudden fit of confusion, Norm grabs his dog's butt and swats Laurie on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
Ben Bowman
"I never thought Vietnamese take-out would be so cute!"
Brandon Cooksey
"He's been like this ever since Pamela Anderson announced she had her breast implants removed."
Mark S. Daniels
"Those stupid bastards! I ordered LABRADOR toppings."
Terry Driscoll
"So, anyway, it was the dog that I wanted neutered. But hey, these mix-ups happen."
Mike Girts
"Let's see, he doesn't seem to think that my jokes are funny -- I think we should call him NBC."
Wyatt Johnson
"Bark. O.J. did it! Bark."
Justin
"I already tried, Laurie. His head doesn't unscrew and I'm also now fairly certain that he is not filled with candy."
Paul Kessler
"Oh yes, I will buy this lovely salt and pepper shaker. But, I have one question? If the salt comes out of the mouth,
where does the pepper come out?"
Michele
"No. No. No. I said turn Don [Ohlmeyer] into a FROG. Not a dog!"
Starbuck
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