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THE WINNER
"No, seriously, there IS a vampire in my pants
that needs a little slayin'."
Jimmy Robinson
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TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE
"So you see, Sarah, this is my favorite technique of self-breast exams. Here, let me try it on you. You can never
be too sure, ya know."
Evan Benn
"You know, 'Norm' is just short for 'ENORMOUS'."
Ben Bowman
"No, no, no, no! 'I' knew what you did last summer!"
Matt Byrne
"Yeah, Buffy, I think a stake through the heart would be a nice complement to Ohlmeyer's knife in my back."
Ryan Christiansen
"Me? No, don't let my appearance fool you -- I'm not really a vampire."
Andy F.
In his last appearance ever on NBC, Norm pointed out, in front of a stunned Sarah Michelle Gellar, where O.J.
should stab Don Ohlmeyer. It should be noted, however, that this would be quite impossible, considering Ohlmeyer
is a heartless bastard.
Kristen Gandolfo
"And I-E-I will always love you."
Hesner
"I've got my own show now, so I just thought I'd come back here and say that you can all kiss my sweet ass.
Except you, Kattan, you can just keep your mouth away from my sweet ass, thank you very much."
Ryan Kreis
And upon seeing the lovely crack whore, Norm's heart grew three times bigger and he acquired the libido of
10 Grinches plus two!!!
Ricardo Montenegro
Coming this Fall to ABC: "Norm Macdonald, Crack Whore Slayer"
Mike Rengel
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