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CONTEST 14

THE WINNER
"Okay, okay, you caught us red handed. But who among us can honestly say he's never played with his red fin snapper from time-to-time?"

Jim Schultz


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"Okay, okay, you caught us red handed. But who among us can honestly say he's never played with his red fin snapper from time-to-time?"

Jim Schultz
Norm, after coming back from a run to the local grocery store, is told his fifteen minutes of fame are up.

Evan Anderson
The boys proudly hold up their last two paychecks from "Mad TV" and "SNL" respectively.

David Arial
These make great stocking stuffers.

Ryan Beckman
Norm's natural competitiveness drove him, even though he never understood the phrase: "I've got bigger fish to fry!"

Guy Bass
"But Mr. Genie, I thought you were going to grant us four WISHES!"

Mike Bass
"Lookin' for love in all the wrong places ... "

Mark S. Daniels
"Did you order the sushi?"

Lucienne Diehl
"So, how's this supposed to relieve our constipation again?"

John Flowers
Who would prevail? The crowd was still with tension. The competitors arms were numb with pain and the palms of their hands were beginning to swell due to the hellish fish toxins seeping into their skin. These are the manliest of men and are sure to be worshiped like gods when the contest concludes.

Jon Krohe
"Paper or plastic?"

Rich Machnowski
"Wait a minute! If my hands are holding fish, and your hands are holding fish ... THEN WHO'S GRABBING MY ASS!"

Adam McCabe
After many, many months of group therapy, Bob and Tim desperately try to resist the urge to make passionate love to the fishes.

Patrick Ouimet
The infamous fish thieves strike again!

Johnny Priest
"Hey, Mitch, I don't know if these hookers will work for cod."

Omar Vaid
"Here fishy, fishy, fishy."

Josh Yborra


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