Upon hearing that The Fake News reader Michael actually likes 'Two Guys and a Girl', ABC has decided to just run a full hour of the show Wednesday night, instead of the half hour of 'Norm' planned for the eight-thirty time slot. "We thought everyone hated [Two Guys and a Girl]," said Robert Damion, programming director for ABC, "but it turns out, this one guy Michael likes it, so we just decided to get rid of 'Norm' altogether." Officials at ABC are also reporting that in this hour, the only commercials to be ran will be ones featuring Gilbert Gotfried as a spokesperson, and local political commercials pleading you to sign their petitions.