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Name Noel
Date 16:33:54 9/13/99
Email editor
Location The Fake News
URL http://www.doodie.com
Comment That "Peeper" thing is comedy? Best thing about it is Tom Winkler's animation.

Name Shayna
Date 15:58:36 9/13/99
Email jivekatgrl
Comment I dont know about that pic of Norm, I actually think he looks like a young Timothy Dalton (aka James Bond 007). It's a really nice picture. I like the new haircut.

Name Travis McAllister
Date 14:26:53 9/13/99
Email mcallistert
Comment Go To http://www.wbr.com/sandler/ and check out one of the characters from Adam Sandlers new Cd "Stan & Judy's Kid". Adam Sandler introduces you to his newest
friend "The Peeper" for six minutes and three seconds. He hopes you'll like him
And Look For Adam's new Cd "Stan & Judy's Kid" available 9.21.99

Name Josh
Date 00:30:06 9/12/99
Comment Is it just me, or does the picture on the cover make Norm look like Tom Selleck?

Name Total Pest
Date 21:02:18 9/11/99
Email Total_Pest
Location Toronto
Comment Yeah, I realize that Josh....My point was that if there could be funny canadians without hell freezin over, there's gotta be a chance of some jew ones? Ya know?

BTW: In Entertainment Weekly's Fall TV Preview It says that Norm Macdonald will be the voice of "Death" on "The Family Guy" this season....No specifics or anything for it, I just thought that was (and will be) interesting!! It also has a page article on the upcoming season for Norm, including stuff we already know about the new cast, and also about some surprise guests!!.WOOHOO! Buy the magazine if ya wanna know who!!

Or I could tell ya?

It's amazing how often I come here!


Name Josh
Date 16:50:56 9/11/99
Email Nyce2meteu
Location Denver
Comment I never said jewish people aren't funny. I just said Jewish people aren't Canadian.

Name Total Pest
Date 15:29:17 9/11/99
Email Total_Pest
Location Toronto
Comment So, i think it has been decided :Unless your Jewish or Canadian, you just can't be funny!!
And I realize the "little hats" are called Yalmulkas, i just think calling em "little hats" is a good description. I think it's Jon Stewart who calls Yalmulkas "Jew Beanies" so "little hats" isn't that bad a name now is it? But i'm not jewish, so maybe I should just stick to callin 'em Yalmulkas.

"Tom Cruise isn't, but I think his agent is!"


Name jennie
Date 03:42:38 9/11/99
Comment jewish people rock

Name Ortega
Date 01:01:15 9/11/99
Comment Billy Crystal = Jewish
Adam Sandler = Jewish
Jerry Seinfeld = Jewish
Jon Stewart = Jewish
Don Rickles = Jewish
Richard Lewis = Jewish
Rodney Dangerfield = Jewish
Jon Lovitz = Jewish
I could go on forever.

There are lots of funny Jewish comedians. BTW those "little hats" are called Yalmulkas


Name Total Pest
Date 22:42:27 9/10/99
Email Total_Pest
Location Toronto, Canada!
Comment Jim Carrey= Canadian
Norm Macdonald= Canadian
Mike Myers= Canadian
Martin Short= Canadian
Dan Akroyd= Canadian
etc, etc...

Coincidence? I think not! And if there can be funny Canadians, why not some jew ones? Maybe the snow collects to much on those little hats...


Name Ryan K.
Date 19:25:40 9/10/99
Comment I just saw the premiere of the Man On the Moon trailor on Entertainment Tonight, for about half a second they showed the scene with Norm! Did anyone else see this? I couldn't quite get a look at him, but it was the recreation of the Fridays fight that Michael Richards was involved in. Did anybody see Norm? Jim Carrey looks awesome in the part.

Name Superstitious Crackwhore #13
Date 18:55:02 9/10/99
Comment I cannot accept that wager since I am guaranteed to lose any bet I make and I would rather not see Norm bumped from Letterman.
I already feel guilty enough after Dirty Work bombed at the box office!

Name Josh
Date 17:47:55 9/10/99
Email Nyce2meteu
Location Denver
Comment I don't think there is such a thing as a Canadian Jew. It just doesn't sound right.

Name Total_Pest
Date 16:09:53 9/10/99
Email Total_Pest
Location Toronto
Comment Noels a huge fan of Norm Macdonald, and the biggest insult he can give to those people who dont check the cover often is :Lazy Bums? *sigh* You coulda atleast called em asses!! Next this page will only be half about Norm, and the other half? Frank Stallone with a pink background! Poophead.

Name Noel
Date 14:19:18 9/10/99
Email editor
Location The Fake News
Comment Anyone want to wager on Norm getting bumped, due to Robin's antics? Also, I suppose we can expect Norm will also show up on Stern. Oh, and I updated the front page ... you lazy bums. ;-) -N!

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