THE FAKE NEWS | Caption Contest #34

Contest Winner #33: Ron Jeremy

Caption Contest #34: Anyone familiar with Joe Bob Briggs and "MonsterVision" will understand this contest. For the others ... we choose a Norm-related picture and you folks write amusing captions for it. Entries will be accepted until midnight October 31, and the winner will be announced November 1 (or whenever we feel like it). The prize? The admiration of fellow Crack Whores and a year's supply of Pencil Shavings! Well, what were you expecting?

NOTE: By completing this form and submitting this information to The Fake News, the user hereby grants us the right to publish the user's name and caption. Selection of best caption is, of course, subjective and completely up to us. All selections are final. Winners will be notified by email. Your email address will remain confidential.

Previous Winners

Contest 1: Patrick Green	Contest 2: Dave Wilson	Contest 3: Doug Wopner
Contest 4: Rob Conrad	Contest 5: Gabrielle Sinclair	Contest 6: Darek Tatum
Contest 7: Erich K. Kurschat	Contest 8: Mike Bass	Contest 9: Jason M.
Contest 10: Nick Soucy	Contest 11: Jim Leroux	Contest 12: Mark S. Daniels
Contest 13: Brandon Cooksey	Contest 14: Jim Schultz	Contest 15: Melissa Foster
Contest 16: Dan Berns	Contest 17: Jimmy Robinson	Contest 18: Pokey Martin
Contest 19: Ryan Kreis	Contest 20: Ben Phillips	Contest 21: Jordan Davidson
Contest 22: Eric Paulin	Contest 23: Dave Grasso	Contest 24: Matt Overweg
Contest 25: Tom Tucci	Contest 26: Cincy Hamilton	Contest 27: Bert Simpson
Contest 28: Wile E. Peyote	Contest 29: Marc S.	Contest 30: David Golden
Contest 31: Misty	Contest 32: Total Pest	Contest 33: Ron Jeremy

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