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THE WINNER
"Wiener Dog, I said fetch a crack whore -- not, a fat whore!"
Cincy Hamilton
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TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE
"Fine, keep it. It's the only weiner you'll ever get."
Douglas Chagnon
The "Win A Date With Norm" promotion backfires.
Christopher Cleary
"Alright, alright, I'll let you lick the cake beaters! Just don't hurt my dog!"
Adam Cortright
"Spare the weiner dog's life! He lacks the nutritional value needed to sustain a woman of your proportion."
Chris Drew
"Fat, dirty sex with you in exchange for the pooch? Well, I'll miss you buddy."
Bob Fleisher
Norm was extremely concerned about the strange growth on Weiner Dog's belly.
Leigh's Holly
"They say owners look like their pets, did you at one time have an elephant?"
Flick Johnson
"Alright, Norm, I'm gonna give him back to ya, but that's not what Artie meant by 'greasing the wiener dog'!"
Dr. Timothy Victor King
"Oh! I thought you were just really fat, but actually you were having puppies."
Lukas Morrison
Norm looks in horror as it becomes all too apparent what became of the first three wiener dogs.
Brandon Nichols
"Now that you've showed me your weiner, wanna see mine?"
Lizz Pangborn
"Quit touching my weiner . . . dog."
Mike Searcy
"Just hand over the dog, and no one gets fat . . . I mean hurt."
Matt Shelton
"Oh, he looks just like you! Let me hold the lil tyke."
Jessica Thompson
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