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THE WINNER
"Goochie, goochie, goo, you doughy little harlot."
 Dave Grasso
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TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE
"It's nice to finally get to meet you, Mrs. Lange."
 Jason Benson
Norm suddenly backed away. He wasn't about to let Julia Sweeney apply the Vulcan neck pinch.
 Ben Bowman
As "Every Rose Has its Thorn" blares, Norm and Roseanne recreate their junior high school dance.
 Douglas Chagnon
Despite the warm welcome most guests receive, it should be noted that Roseanne has the ability to unhinge her jaw and swallow them whole.
 Pete Clerkin
Moments later, Roseanne chases Norm with a bottle of mustard and a fork!
 S. Goodfellow
Awww, so when's it due?
 Ryan Kreis
After unsuccessfully going for a handshake, Norm prepares to meet his demise in what is know as Roseanne's Celebrity Hug of Death.
 Brandon Nichols
"Please don't eat me."
 Eric Paulin
"You're right. I finally CAN get my arms around you!"
 Brian Tarsnane
"You may now kiss the bride."
 Darla Trizler
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