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CONTEST 19

THE WINNER
"You know, once you go pasty white and sickly
you'll never go back."


Ryan Kreis


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"Nice top. Looks like two midgets fighting under a blanket."

Payman Abdollahi
In the event of an emergency, Norm can use the other guest as a flotation device.

Ben Bowman
Though he's never been a big fan of the late-night talk circuit, this photo illustrates reasons A. and B. as to why Norm will most likely return to Conan's show.

J. Tyler Brown
"Hey baby, need a little cream in your coffee?"

Rich Corleonema
"One thing has always confused me and perhaps you can set the world straight. Is it pronounced breats or breastages?"

P. C.
"NOTE TO SELF: Leering at supermodel's breasts in monitor is less likely to result in getting kicked in groin -- than leering at them directly."

Deirdre
"Norm, how did you grow such a beautiful afro?"

Wyatt Johnson
Norm Macdonald prepares to make a no-look pass.

Tom Kessler
"Thank God for HDTV."

Kristen
"Three big boobs."

Joe Mulder
"Room 312, the key is in your front, left coat pocket. Come alone. Bring ice."

Pat
"Okay, as soon as that 'On Air' sign goes off, so does your top ..."

Jean-Francois Pierre
"Look, ma! No hands!"

Ross Raniere
"Save the crocodiles and let boobs hang free."

Jonathan Russell
"So, are you one of those Barenaked Ladies?"

Sarah


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