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THE WINNER
"Women who are or may potentially be pregnant should not use or handle Propecia, due to the risk of freak birth defects."
Melissa Foster
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TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE
Norm thinks he is going to like it here on the Planet of the Apes.
Mike Bass
"I tried going with just a goatee, but it made me look too sinister."
Chuck
Sure, they never really got along. She ran away from home at 12 to join the circus, and left him to take care of mother.
But, Normette was his sister, and he would always love her.
Brandon Cooksey
Got Nair?
Andy Fuller
"NOTE TO SELF: Remain calm. You knew acid could cause hallucinations 10 to 15 years down the road when you took it."
Kevin Gaspar
"Got it?"
"Yeah, but it's gonna cost you an extra $50."
"Fine, fine. Now remember, his name is Colin Quinn ... "
Ryan Hanson
"Hey Mitch, wanna guess what else doesn't get shaved?"
Matt Hebert
"You want to hear about the sea? Oh, I'll tell you about the sea, matey. She's a cold and unforgiving mistress, but
there isn't a day goes by that I don't think about going back to her."
Ryan Kreis
"So, you want to get on 'The Norm Show'? Well, listen, if I ever get a show called 'The Freak Show,' I'll give ya a call."
Cathy Leroux
"Why yes, Mr. Busey. I love your new hairdo."
Kris Liakos
"By strange coincidence, I have had sex with a bearded woman before -- do you know Molly Shannon?"
Pat
"There's no chance you're upside down, is there?"
Stephewn Rees
"No, don't kiss me! Your beard will give me flashbacks of Father O'Flanigan!"
David Strutt
Little Norman always hated visiting his aunt Lurlene in Wisconsin every summer.
Ryan Kreis
Norm encounters his first taste of what the ABC groupie scene is all about.
Jim Utz
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