All right 'Norm' fans, it's time to think about the unthinkable, the cancellation of our beloved show. Ever since ABC has moved the show to its Friday timeslot the ratings have been understandably low. For starters, our lead in has been 'Two Guys and a Girl', a show that, for lack of a better term, really really sucks. Also, the program has been moved back and forth between the 8:30 and 9:30 timeslots, something that can discourage some viewers from watching.
We all need to act now before it's too late. The chances of the show coming back by anything we say or do are very small if we act after ABC makes any sort of unwise decisions. It's time to act now.
Now, the debate over the best way to make our voices heard is never ending. Some say sending sail-mail is more effective, others argue that voicing our opinions on ABC message boards is the best way, and there's also an email address that we might be able to send to.
Instead of just picking one of these ways, we suggest to try all three methods. Or how ever many you feel you have time for.
So here's what you can do:
Write a simple letter to
ABC, Inc.
500 S. Buena Vista Street
Burbank, CA 91521
Attn: Audience Relations
All your letter has to say is you love the show and you would really like to see another season, or something like that. It'd be a good idea to write "Save Norm" somewhere on the outside of the envelope.
Or, go to ABC's general message boards and speak up there. Keep in mind, this is the general message board not the 'Norm' message board.
And lastly, you can email that letter to netaudr.
We at The Fake News recommend that you send the snail mail as the first priority, post at the message boards second, and then if you still have some captious energy left, try the email.
Please act soon! Norm needs you!

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