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THE WINNER
"If you press your ear against them, you can hear the ocean."
Doug Wopner
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"Anyone got any lotion?"
Payman Abdollahi
"The best thing about this whole fame thing is that you can get people to do whatever you want. Like this -- Hey, you!
The one with the gigantic breasts behind me. Could you lean in a little closer for me? Thank you."
Steve Brauntuch
In keeping with the beach theme, Norm Macdonald showed up at the "Carson Daly" show dressed as a pirate -- complete
with a talking crack whore perched atop his right shoulder.
Chris
"NOTE TO SELF: Give aliens who implanted these eyes in the back of my head a substantial reward of crack and whores."
Chris Crowther
"Yeah, the worst thing about crack whores is that they're always wearing tight swimsuits and, uh, showing off their
breasts and giving me that look like they wanna have, y'know, dirty, dirty sex. Oh, sorry, that's the BEST thing
about crack whores. The worst thing is that they're on crack! The rest of that is pretty cool."
Peter J. Cullen
"Mmmm hmmmm. Nothing like the sweet aroma of a cheap slut whore."
Gabrielle the Great
"The tragic string of deaths involving former 'Saturday Night Live' cast members continued earlier in the week, when
this woman's top fell off and her giant fake breasts poured out and crushed comic Norm Macdonald to death."
Ray
Norm enjoys his Father's Day present: "Aw, thanks son! Just what I needed. Hookers!"
Dennis Starker
Clearly visibly behind him, reasons number 837 and 838 why Norm is our HERO!
Tony Sueck
"Yeah, I uhh, don't like the beach much. It's all sandy -- it has a lot of sand. And, it's hot. Holy Lord, is it HOT!
And when you go into the water it uhh, you know, burns your eyes. But, there's some good things about the beach.
Yeah, uhh, like really BIG breasts!"
Jamie Webb
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