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THE WINNER
"Pssst! Hey, Dennis, let's say you and I get together after this press conference."
"You read my mind, Bob. Hehehe."
Patrick Green
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TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE
"Eh, Bob Dole doesn't like to be feathered by fruits."
Evan Benn
"Well, Bob, if you take me up to your room,
I could show you MY primary colors."
Suzy Gonzales
"Bob Dole did not have sexual relations with this
woman, Denise Rodman. Vote for me!"
Jennifer Henning
"Guess where my other hand is ... "
Eliza Herman
"And, for vice president, I would like you to meet
the most popular crack whore in America."
Betsy Herrington
"Well, we definitely have one thing in common.
We both like dirty, dirty sex."
Julie Anne Jones
"You call that a boa? Just let me use my one good hand here and
I'll show you a boa."
Mike Moore
"Uh, that's not a basketball, Mr. Dole."
R. Norman
This picture was taken just seconds before Rodman
deliberately pushed Dole off the podium.
Josh Patterson
Psycho meets Nympho. Bob Dole stars in new Rodman Picture:
Sex and the One-Armed Man.
Eric D. Spaulding
THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO!
Starbuck
"Errrr, there's nothing that Bob Dole likes more than ample,
black butt-cheeks aroused by a feather boa."
Tristen
Viagra's other, lesser-known effect:
It contains a rare pheromone that attracts freaks.
Dave Wilson
Man, oh, man. Do I like waffles.
Tommy Wright
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