TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE
"You're only 10 years old, so I will not
poke your . . . oh you want to play Pokemon. Yeah all right."
Matt Shelton
"Note To Self: Start paying Intergalactic Crack Whore Fees on time
so that I don't get surprise visits from their pimps."
Isidro Lombardo
This season on 'Norm': In an attempt to win over the
4-8 year old demographic, ABC replaces Nikki Cox and
her two huge breasts with a kid and two Pokemon.
Sean Bradley
"What? You can't capture me! Let me show you my most powerful
attack. Penis Whip!!"
Kate
Presenting the 152nd PokemonT ,Normanchu!
With the ability to make jokes about crack whores and anal rape.
Disclaimer: This toy is not appropriate for kids
12 and under due to high rates of alcohol and nicotine
inside this new Pokemon.
PokemonT Abuser
"No, I said 'Nikki, I wanna take a peek at you naked', not 'I want
a naked Pikachu'!"
Justin Henry
"Nothing quite reminds me 'the past will come back to haunt you'
like a good old-fashioned acid flashback."
Llew Hannigan
"What kinda wet dream is this?"
Chris Kolez
Poor Johnny, the Make a Wish Foundation misunderstood his dying request
to meet Pokemon and RONALD Macdonald.
Dave Morin
"I wish all you weird oversized creatures would
STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS!!"
Brian
"Boy, crack whores just haven't been the same since Giuliani took
over, eh?"
Mai Wang
All those involved agreed that despite their tremendous success and
continuous yearning to elevate their appeal, this was indeed going to be the worst
backstreet boys video ever.
Doug Pinsak
With a name like Norm Macdonald, you know you're going to get an extra
special toy with your happy meal!
Danny N. Aoun |
