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Norm: "I don't think you're gonna do good
on Monday Night Football."
Dennis: "You're such a dick."
Will D.
To Norm... the first man to have a hair cut he can call a circumcision.
Tim Krems
Here we see Norm doing his famous Don Ohlmeyer impression.
John
With 2 finalists left in the Monday Night Football spot, we now
see why they decided to go with Miller as their man.
Simon Q.
"Yeah Dennis, the hardest thing is that every time I need to take a
crap I have to perform a handstand."
Christopher Cleary
"So I says to Colin, 'Hey, you're right! That really is a nice
rifle you have there' and that's when he suggested a game of William Tell."
Justin
With the announcement of Dennis joining the MNF crew, Norm unveils his
newest character . . . Dick Buttkiss.
Matt Shelton
Hey... it's Mr. Clean's younger brother... Mr. Cock!!
Now available in stores with his loyal sidekick,
Greasy Goatee Guy! (Aluminum foil sold separately).
Doug Murray
"Behold! I am Assalimtor, From the planet Assmodiar! Surrender your
crack and relinquish your whores!"
Jimmy Joe Proudy
"With all those years of playing Bob Dole on Saturday Night Live,
I've finally developed some of his physical traits,
including the terrible side effects of Viagra."
Karl Micka-Foos
"No, no, Normy, you misunderstood. I said T.V. is full of
"talking-head" shows. Talk, talk, talk..."
Johanne
During commercial:
Dennis: "Usually you are pretty funny - but tonight you're making a real ass of
yourself."
Norm: "Yeah, my jokes do stink all of a sudden."
Michael Gress
"Whoa! Normie! This is your brain on drugs, man."
Dennis Miller
It's just like the commercial says, "They plump when you cook
'em."
Dave Morin
"With those giant lobes, it's no wonder you're
the 'head' of the class..."
Mike G-M |
