THE FAKE NEWS



CONTEST 30

THE WINNER
Over a loud speaker: "In ten minutes, a
drug test will be taken by all employees."


David Golden


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"Don't look now Norm, but OJ is walking directly
towards us and he doesn't look happy...
"

Tone


"Good Lord! Norm, that's NOT an Oscar you're clutching!"

Adam Cortright


"Dude...does this lamp really work as a bong???"

Tim Krems


"Lorne, I told you I'm not coming back to SNL,
now put your pants  back on."

Nick Q.


"Oh My God! That crack whore that I didn't pay
has an army of ass kickers after me!"

Joe Maziarski


"Holy Crap!  Those dudes stole our money...blew up our car... kidnapped our girls...knocked us out... and then as if that wasn't enough they dressed us up in these stupid shirts!"

Jake Watters


"That is the single biggest suppository I have ever had in my life!"

Zack Kruse


They both went blind after seeing the scariest naked man alive.
Who was it? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

Amanda


Dave: "...so I had my mouth like this trying to fit it in..."
Norm:  "Holy lord, stop!  I believe you.  You were
picked up by Eddie Murphy once."

Dan Gleason

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