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"Don't look now Norm, but OJ is walking
directly
towards us and he doesn't look happy..."

Tone
"Good Lord! Norm, that's NOT an Oscar you're clutching!"

Adam Cortright
"Dude...does this lamp really work as a bong???"

Tim Krems
"Lorne, I told you I'm not coming back to SNL,
now put your pants back on."

Nick Q.
"Oh My God! That crack whore that I didn't pay
has an army of ass kickers after me!"

Joe Maziarski
"Holy Crap! Those dudes stole our money...blew up our car...
kidnapped our girls...knocked us out... and then as if that wasn't enough they dressed us
up in these stupid shirts!"

Jake Watters
"That is the single biggest suppository I have ever had in my
life!"

Zack Kruse
They both went blind after seeing the scariest naked man alive.
Who was it? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

Amanda
Dave: "...so I had my mouth like this trying to fit it in..."
Norm: "Holy lord, stop! I believe you. You were
picked up by Eddie Murphy once."

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