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"Note to self: I hate Lorne Michaels."
Peter Barden
"Sorry kids, it's going to have to be a treat. My wife here
turned all her tricks last night."
Noah Ambition
"Nooooooo, you take my wife, I keep the candy."
Tim Krems
"Damnit! I told the dude on the phone I wanted 3 crackwhores
for hot crazy sex, not 3 kids and one dressed like a T-Rex."
Joey O.
"Remember kids! Don't eat too much candy.
Candy is bad for you. Hey wait I know...Do Drugs.
At least you won't ruin your teeth!"
Neil
"This costume is just a gimmick to say that if you get
cavities, you've done some "DIRTY WORK" to your teeth and
are "SCREWED" when you go to the dentists.
Got that kids? It's called subliminal messages.
Justin Henry
"That's right kids ... keep brushing and one day
your teeth will be as white and pasty as my ass."
Jim Leroux
"Oh, you're Don's kid? Here take this toothpaste. Its called
"Backstabbers Death" toothpaste. Its quite exquisite..."
Charlie G.
The children of the neighborhood were all excited when they
heared their hot new neighbor was "bi". However their
excitement quickly turned to disappointment when it was
discovered that she was simply a bicuspid.
Doug Pinsak
Norm was always baffled at the fact his proposed signatue character,
"Wacky Jack - The Pedophile Toothbrush Neighbor", never quite caught on with SNL
audiences.
Timothy Victor King
Suddenly Bobby realised that having a family of inanimate
objects wouldn't be such agood idea afterall.
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