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"I requested to have George Jones, Johnny
Cash and Hank Williams Jr. as my musical guests. Turns out they thought I said, 'Could you
get three guys that sound like crap?' "

David Arial
Guess who's high?

Nick Billings
Norm as the musical guest on SNL with his new breed of rap: Gay rap,
with the help of Dr. Gay, Snoop Doggie Style and Himenhim. It was the least watched SNL of
all time, because you know, it's gay rap. It's not very good.

Super Dave
Out of the camera's view, Snoop Dogg shoots Norm in the spine,
paralyzing him and rendering his arms useless.

Dave Findlay
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhh. Sit on it!"

Vish Khanna
"You see doctor, I have this rash I'd like you to take a look
at."

B. Nicole King
Once again Norm displays that he has absolutely no rhythm.

Joseph Webb
"Do you guys know that, um, old George Jones tune, He Stopped
Loving His Bitch Today?"

Chris Welch |