THE FAKE NEWS

spacer.gif (43 bytes)
help us recoup our operating costs by clicking above


CONTEST 27

THE WINNER
"A drunk Norm Macdonald welcomes Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy back to the show!"

Bert Simpson


TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE


"I requested to have George Jones, Johnny Cash and Hank Williams Jr. as my musical guests. Turns out they thought I said, 'Could you get three guys that sound like crap?' "

David Arial


Guess who's high?

Nick Billings


Norm as the musical guest on SNL with his new breed of rap: Gay rap, with the help of Dr. Gay, Snoop Doggie Style and Himenhim. It was the least watched SNL of all time, because you know, it's gay rap. It's not very good.

Super Dave


Out of the camera's view, Snoop Dogg shoots Norm in the spine, paralyzing him and rendering his arms useless.

Dave Findlay


"Ehhhhhhhhhhhh. Sit on it!"

Vish Khanna


"You see doctor, I have this rash I'd like you to take a look at."

B. Nicole King


Once again Norm displays that he has absolutely no rhythm.

Joseph Webb


"Do you guys know that, um, old George Jones tune, He Stopped Loving His Bitch Today?"

Chris Welch

Enjoy the magazine? Please recommend us to a friend!


help us recoup our operating costs by clicking above

Published by Mike Weiss

Not endorsed by Norm Macdonald

 

AND NOW ... THE FAKE NEWS ... arhiv 9 arhiv 0