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CONTEST 25

THE WINNER
"No, I'm sorry, the correct response to 'governor of the Empire state' is George Pataki, not Darth Vader."

Tom Tucci


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"And our second contestant, here on Celebrity Jeopardy, is Dwight Yoakam ... "

Will D.
Answer: Unbeknownst to the rest of the cast, Norm was actually concealing this comedic actor under his hat.
Question: "Who is Chris Kattan?"

Drew
"Norm, this is the reason you got fired in the first place."

Jesse
"And then I met that fucker who named me Sue ... "

Andy Maynard
" ... and now, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the two remaining original members of the Village People!"

Matt
"I forgot. Which one of us is playing that Jeopardy dude?"

Neil
"The symbolism of Sigmund Freud for 200, please, Alex."

Mannes Overweg
And at midnight Norm's magic white stallion suddenly turned into a Jeopardy podium.

Matt Overweg
The horrendous outcome of Norm's cross-hybridization with Yosemite Sam.

Denise Rodman
"I'll take boring Weekend Update hosts that end in 'olin' for $50."

Matt Shelton
"No, Burt, I will not be your indian."

Kel Varnson
Norm's attempts to sneak back onto the set of SNL 'incognito' were always thwarted by the cunning Alex Trebek. "One of these days, Trebek!"

Phil Wells


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