|
help us recoup our operating costs by clicking above
The Daily Show with Craig Kilborn
JUNE 10, 1998 (COM)
This segment is available in RealAudio format. (59k/27 sec.)
CRAIG KILBORN: Were there any prostitutes hurt in the making of this movie? [Laughter.]
NORM: Well, Chevy Chase beat up one pretty bad, actually. [Laughter.]
CRAIG: So, Chevy is in the movie?
NORM: Chevy is in the movie. Yeah, he's a great man. He was my hero when I was a kid. The great thrill when I wrote this movie with my buddies Frank and Fred was to put in all guys I love. Don Rickles, Chevy Chase, Chris Farley -- all my favorite funny guys ended up doing it. So, I was very happy.
CRAIG: Love Don Rickles!
NORM: Yeah, Rickles is the greatest.
This segment is available in RealAudio format. (50k/24 sec.)
CRAIG: Animals in the movie?
NORM: There are animals. No, there aren't any animals. [Laughter.] But, we did kill some! [Laughter.] You know, when they put at the end that there were no animals killed -- that's hard to do. [Laughter.] We were killing opossum and stuff. [Laughter.] And we killed a horse. [Laughter.]
CRAIG: How many dolphins? No dolphins, huh?
NORM: No! We'd never kill a dolphin.
CRAIG: Yeah. That's wrong.
This segment is available in RealAudio format. (105k/49 sec.)
CRAIG: I saw you last week on "Regis & Kathie Lee." And, it was fun. Although, I got uncomfortable at the end, because -- Kathie Lee was casting you as a leading man -- which is fine, that's very believable. But, was she hitting on you? Was she flirting? What was going on?
NORM: Well, she's a lady and I'm a man. [Laughter.] And she's an incredibly beautiful woman. Especially in person.
CRAIG: You've seen her up close. Is that true?
NORM: Oh, my god. She's so beautiful. [Laughter.] She's really pretty. She's taken, and he treats her really well, I hear. [Laughter.]
This segment is available in RealAudio format. (213k/1.41 mins.)
CRAIG: [Music begins] Uh, It's time for "5 Questions!" Here we go! [Huge applause.]
NORM: This is going to be tough, because I only know four things. [Laughter.]
CRAIG: Wow! We may ask four of those.
NORM: That'd be great.
CRAIG: We start with geography ...
Q. Who's your favorite supermodel from Australia?
A. That'd be Elle McPherson.
That is correct.
|
Q. The blackjack dealer is showing a seven, do you split your eights?
A. You should always split your eights.
Yes, very good.
|
Q. Let's play the pyramid: Schwartzkopf, a generally accepted social more, Fell, the fat guy at the end of the bar?
A. Famous Normans.
Yes!
|
Q. The category is dirty tricks: in the play of the same name, who pulled a fast one on Othello?
A. Iago.
Wow, that is good!!
|
Q. Finally, NBC's Don Ohlmeyer: a punk-ass bitch or a bitch-ass punk?
A. Well, that's an age-old debate that I can't get into...we'll never answer that one.
That is correct -- it's a tossup!
|
See the 5 Questions intro clip, "The Story of Ricky"
(1.7 Mb .mov)
|
help us recoup our operating costs by clicking above
|
