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THE WINNER
"Have I ever shared with you the most important word in my life, Norm? Well, I'd like to do that right now, because you never know when this day might be your last day, and I don't want to have it be said that Chris Farley never once talked to his good buddy Norm Macdonald about Amway."
Rob Conrad
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TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE
"NOTE TO SELF: Gay bars are filled with gay people."
Ryan Babbitt
"No Norm, I paid her money. There was no crack exchanged."
BJ
"Wait a minute! If you're alive, then all those dead hookers must be -- Oh, dear Lord, I gotta go!"
Jordan Davidson
"So tell me, did you ever see 'Deliverance'?"
Jim Hall
And a shock to Crack Whores all over the world as they watched CBS' "100 Greatest Movies Of All Time" in which
it was revealed that "Dirty Work" was in fact the greatest movie of all time.
Nina
"Mitch, Obi Wahn never told you about your faaaatheeeer."
Gabrielle Sinclair
"Is that your natural hair color?"
Starbuck
"Gotta admit, Normie, youss starts to looks kinda purdy afffter five tiquilas."
Tony Sueck
"You know Norm, I have an ounce of coke and three crack whores in my room, so if you're not busy why don't you pop on up."
Tom Tucci
"I completely forgot what I was going to say."
Joshua T.
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