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THE WINNER
"NOTE TO SELF: There are other MEs!"
Erich K. Kurschat
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"That's cute, Norm. You have the glasses, the hair and the suspenders to keep your pants up."
"What pants, Larry?"
Abu
A scene from "Invasion of the Larrys."
Mike Bass
"Larry, but you MUST remember! Mom was a short brunette with a Southern accent. She was wife No. 3, I think."
Guy Bass
"Cloning! Has it gone too far? Pork! A very sweet meat."
B.J.
"So, I was thinking to myself, 'Hey, think how many more broads I could get if there were two of me!' So, I cloned myself. Then I
was like, oh shit, I'm in my Larry King costume!"
The Bronze
"NOTE TO SELF: Next time call Larry the night before to check and see what he is wearing."
Bruce
"Four-eyes? Who are you calling 'Four-eyes'!?!?"
Mark S. Daniels
"Check this one out, gang. Larry King is an ugly, smelly old man."
Bob Fleischer
"Why am I dressed like you? Well, I'm here to promote my new book: 'Guide to Love and Marrying a Crack Whore'! "
Chris Fumagalli
"Will you marry me?"
Jack Johnson
"NOTE TO SELF: To avoid seeing double, lay off the crack -- and whores."
Matt K.
The tobacco, crack, mailorder bride and coffee industries all celebrate over an instant double in their annual revenues.
Mark Leszczynski
"Just like looking into the 'ugly bastard' mirror."
Robert Mercer
"So, Larry, you were married to eight women, right? Funny, that's about the number of women that saw 'Dirty Work' ... "
Jon Smallsby
"I think that it is now a good time to reveal to the world, in front of you, Norm Macdonald, that I, Larry King, have decided to leave
my sixth wife in search of hookers and crack cocaine."
Simon VanBeek
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most boring talk show host of them all?"
Don York
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