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THE WINNER
"Uh, Norm, I think I've made a gross miscalculation. This lunchbox isn't gonna be near big enough to transport your head back to Mr. Ohlmeyer, per his request. However, it is plenty large enough for my prized collection of back-stabbing knives."
Dave Wilson
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"Is it just me, or do you hear crickets too?"
Mike Basye
"So, what u got in the box, Colin?"
"Just some bloody glove Ohlmeyer told me to get rid of ... "
Avishek Biswas
Like flies trapped in amber, they could only watch in dumb amazement as the Intergalactic Crack Whore put her Time
Freezer Gun back in its pink holster and began to move freely among the cast and crew, having her way with whomever she
pleased.
Rob Conrad
"Hi. My name is Colin, and I'm here to steal your job. Where do I store my lunch?"
Ginger
"Uh, yes, Colin. Organs for transplant DO require refrigeration. Why do you ask?"
Jeffrey Hyde
"And now, sitting to my left, in front of Pakistan and India is a guy with more bombs than the two of them combined."
Jim Leroux
"NOTE TO SELF: Next time you reconstruct the 'Weekend Update' set in your basement, kidnap the rat bastard who stole
your job, tie him to a chair, and make him watch what jokes you would be doing -- make sure to buy some of them adult
diapers. It benefits both him, and yourself."
Duncan McCloud
"It's Clinton's lunch box, Norm. Fresh buns."
Jeremy Mika
"If you think we look funny now -- just wait until we look to the left."
Chris Paff
Unknown to the common viewer, this would be a very dull picture if I didn't know that they were looking at
Pamela Anderson's breasts.
Todd Robertson
"Don't move. Just give it your lunch and maybe it will go away."
Brad Robertson
Joe Blow was obviously startled when Norm initiated a surprise game of "Footsie."
Tony Sueck
"Hello, Norm. Whadda say us two switch places?"
Scott Simpson
"Sorry you're getting canned, Norm. But, as a parting gift, I'd like to offer you this box containing the remainder of
talent on SNL."
Justin Skinner
"Hmmm. Note to self: Don's never brought ME a lunch on the set!"
Erik Wannebo
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