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THE WINNER
"Why, ah, sure, Roseanne, I'd be happy to sign your cast."
Ben Phillips
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TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE
"Can I just write 'sucks' under all these other names?"
Anchor A Babcock Esq.
"For some sweet celebrity ass, call 555-NORM."
Mike B.
As Norm applied his lipstick, he looked up to see the camera, and felt somewhat relieved. His secret was out.
Ben Bowman
"Can anyone explain this equation? Yes, you in the corner. Why don't you take a stab at it O.J."
Eric
"Guys, please, can you put that camera away for a second? I just have to get this girl's number. You wouldn't BELIEVE what this says she can do with a hula-hoop!"
Adam G.
"OK, you busted me. I'm the guy who writes on bathroom stalls. How did you like the one about the man from Nantucket?"
Keith
"Ah, here's a free spot: 'SWM seeks SBM for mutually nurturing relationship. And for really dirty, shameful sex. Call Don O. at 555-3600.' "
Pratik Patel
Norm frantically searches for Sarah Michelle Gellar's phone number before appearing on TRL.
Bryan Schools
"Well, it's been a long, hard road, but now it's my turn to sign Clinton's 'wall of love.' "
Matt Shelton
"Just adding to the wall here. Lets see, uh -- oh yeah, here we go:
'O.J. for PTA president.' "
Yanette
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