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CONTEST 12

THE WINNER
"Starsky was his same, old, dapper self, as he climbed into the car through the window. Hutch, well, the curse of the Winchell's Doughnut was catching up with him."

Mark S. Daniels


TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE
"Hey, Norm. The Duke boys had their bows -- now, get a load of my 'ass arrows.' "

Tim Andrews
Dom DeLuise and Burt Reynolds throw caution to the wind and set out for Hollywood.

Mike Bass
"Take me to comedic oblivion, and step on it!"

Ben Bowman
"NOTE TO SELF: Next time I buy a car, make sure there's no fat guy stuck in the door."

Jodi
"Wipe that silly grin off your face, or I will unleash the most wicked headbutt you have ever seen."

Jon Krohe
Norm looks away bemused, and instructs, "Put your damn pants back on, Artie. We're doing a movie for chrissake!"

Pat
"Haha. I didn't know Michael Jackson could be so easily lured!"

Jimmy Reed
"AAAH! Not so close to the hedges!"

Marc S.
"Slow down, I portrayed Bob Dole not Bill Clinton."

Joshua Young
"This car wash was a great idea!"

Brian Woznicki


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