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Name Shelly
Date 14:06:30 2/28/101
Comment Hey everyone it's the Ovaltine man.

Hey kids try some rich creamy Ovaltine and tell me what you think.

It tastes like my dog pissed in it, and what's with that lame hat Ovaltine man. At your age all you could muster up is a career wheeling around a cart peddling this sludge. I'd rather drink my grandmothers breast milk, straight from the tap.


Name joel
Date 13:59:28 2/28/101
Comment I'll bid 2 fiddy

Name Total Pest
Date 13:29:36 2/28/101
Comment If ya wanna do some fundraising Steve, I still have those nekkid pics of Kristen....Any bidders?! Do I have 10 dollars? 10 dollars!? 10 dollars? Anyone for 10? 10 dollars? Anybody? Anybody?

Name Johanne
Date 11:24:05 2/28/101
Comment Hey, Steve! Travis already has my e-mail. Too bad.

Name David
Date 11:04:13 2/28/101
Location Cincinnati
Comment Great job on the site, FINALLY! Please start raiding the General Comments Board at ABC.COM if you care about Norm. There are only two episodes left after Friday's show, and if they don't start hearing from his fan base, well, it will go bye-bye. I think the show's damn funny, so I'm always writing something or other, just wish others would join in. He needs a little support. His ratings numbers are good for an eight-thirty show, but the numbers are still low. Anything could happen. Oh, did anyone catch the last episode of Norm? Friggin hysterical, especially the end where he came clean with her. Man, I hope they renew the show. Only one more season and Norm's syndicated. So close, yet so far away.

Name Darth J. Landry
Date 10:21:14 2/28/101
Location My desk.
Comment No of course I don't want you to go back and copy all those messages over. I just didn't understand why they all went away. It's so good to see the cover page updated that I'm not going to gripe about a bunch of impostered messages getting lost!

Name A dope who timed out waiting for updates...
Date 09:48:54 2/28/101
Location Browser Refresh Hell
Comment Hey, nice job on the site! And on behalf of the dopes that have links they don't know the URL's that are behind them, thanks for putting the message on Mike's Forum. I would have wasted away forever without realizing my mistake.

For the RealPlayer clips on the Ben Stein transcript does anybody know what version of RealPlayer is needed? I couldn't play any of them, even though I have upgraded to the latest version of RealPlayer.


Name steve
Date 09:33:57 2/28/101
Email RGBflawed
Comment yeah... the broad. See, she did her job perfectly. She wrote those articles. But I don't know how to give her credit. Like in the newspapers it'll say, this article is by: name. But here, since all of them are writen by Kristen, I don't know what to do. Anyone got any ideas?

Name Will D.
Date 08:34:23 2/28/101
Location Houston
Comment I like the new font, am glad that the sight has been updated, and am also glad that it's still 101 instead of 2001. Steve, you're well on your way to Fake News Infamy in the footsteps of Noel and Mike. Now wasn't there a broad involved too?

Name steve
Date 08:33:51 2/28/101
Email editor
Comment Hey guys, I just thought of a really cool fundraiser for my little establishment here. I'm looking through the caption contest entries, and I notice Johanne entered, therefore leaving her email address. So I've decided to sell her email address to the highest bidder. Bidding starts at 40 dollars.

Do I hear 40?


Name marc s.
Date 07:38:14 2/28/101
URL http://www.thefever.com/AYB2.swf
Comment If you have a decent connection,
try this one. I have nothing to do with it. It's even better than the simShatner acting simulator.

Name DM
Date 07:37:08 2/28/101
Comment Man, the whole time watching the state of the union, I was thinking "Where's a rolling blackout when you need one."

Name Johanne
Date 01:41:09 2/28/101
URL http://envy.nu/punktheboy/pics/kerr2.jpg
Comment Whoopsie, darling,

Waht happened to your more recent (and significantly more fat) photos of yourself? Can it be that you've taken them down to emulate me more? Oh, sweetie, you are a dream doll! (Kiss, kiss)

Mind you, I'm not sure that "Susan" is a very good drag queen name. Too sedate. Try something more outlandish, like "Mad-Donna", or "Wanda Wannabe".

(Hey, you gotta support your drag queens.)


Name Johanne
Date 01:23:25 2/28/101
URL http://photos.classifieds.2000.com/photos/internet/personal/66/6082066.jpg
Comment Dear Whoops Apocalypse/Travis,

It was with great pride that I saw your first attempts at drag queening. You've really allowed your feminine side, which was always lurking just below the surface, to come prancing out. Now, to enhance your resemblance to me, just grow your hair longer and take off about a hundred pounds. (What did I say about support garments?) And oh, dear, do something about your makeup. You look like a teenager. Really NOT the desired effect. Even teenaged supermodels don't look like teenagers.


Name Pat Croce
Date 22:45:40 2/27/101
Location The Pink Chute
Comment Hoorah!
The website has been updated!
I will miss seeing Mike's sweet, tasty chubby little face tho.

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