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Name suzy
Date 13:05:25 11/16/99
Comment this must be a record for me lately, three posts in two days... sheesh!! i didnt mention this before, but i also didnt like artie. i was with jennie when we saw him... no wait, she was with ME!!! muh huh haha ha ha.
i like norm
a lot
suzy

P.S. oooohhhh... another P.S.


Name Matt
Date 12:18:45 11/16/99
Comment Hey guys Sean Bradley just updated his site & it features a behind the scenes report on the 10/23 SNL in which he attended the dress rehearsal.

Name Kristen
Date 10:24:27 11/16/99
Email spadetrovision
Comment Um.... remember... remember when um... sorry, bad Chris Farley impersonation. It's The Chris Farley Show, yaaay! Have you guys seen Lost & Found? Artie was in that. with ~*~David Spade~*~ yaay! How come he always plays a bumbling idiot? Hmm. I got the details magazine, there's a really hot pic of him playing poker with doggies, and he's smokin'! no seriously, one of those skinny cigars or somethin. and then there's another pic with him lookin nearly exactly like my uncle, with the scrufflie beard. it's a good article... Details can cuss, whoo-hoo! everyone should buy the magazine. even tho the rest of it sucks. ok, that's it. I'm sick, and I can't hear too well. I'M OLD!! NOOOOO!!! buh-bye. -K

Name CLyDE
Date 01:57:20 11/16/99
Email CLyDE
Location Centralia WA
URL http://www.bobdylan.com
Comment Hey, I don't know if you know it or not... but, uh - I'm with Suzy, there. Yeah, I'm with Suzy or whatever her name is with the class on Wednesday? Boy, that's no good... I got classes all week long. Some classes I gotta go to and I just go 'cause I'm not missing nothing if I'm there, y'know... But Wednesdays, God - that's a - that's a whole 'nother deal, there...

Name Crackwhore #13
Date 21:44:47 11/15/99
Comment I agree with J-E-N-N-I-E, Artie was horrible when hed for Norm during that South Park tour. He was pretty crude and vulgar, which could be ok, except he was doing it in a very non-creative manner. Didn't even really try to build an act around it and was mostly just yelling profanities out to the audience. Couldn't wait for him to get off stage, though maybe it was an off-night for him. Has anybody ever actually seen or heard him perform his stand-up routine?

Name suzy
Date 21:15:56 11/15/99
Comment i meant to bring this up in my last post... holy lord, jennie, NO ONE can spell your name right. is it so tough to spell it j-e-n-n-i-e?

norm is funny

suzy

P.S. my penis has a first name, its p-e-n-i-s, my penis has a second name, its p-e-n-i-s


Name suzy
Date 21:13:23 11/15/99
Comment why? because the penis said so.

i am such a bad norm fan... i havent seen any of the new season, ive got class on wednesday nights. so.. who wants to be my best friend and send me a tape of 'em all when the season's over? eh? please?!?!?

suzy

P.S. hey, anyone remember my old posts with all the p.s.'s? yeah, i should hope that you do.


Name Total Pest
Date 20:37:09 11/15/99
Location damn huge fingers cant type...
Comment JENNIE!! Sorry..not Jeanie..Jennie...Of course...Jennie...

Name Total Pest
Date 20:35:59 11/15/99
Comment Artie: "I came to Los Angeles and went on a diet *sniff*" hehe...(Cocaine...hmmm?)

Uhh, anyway....Has anyone bought that Details magazine on the cover page? I'm cheap, so I flipped through it first before I bought it to make sure its a good interview, and couldn't find the interview of Norm in it....I kept looking, found Kato Kaelin's interview 20 times, but no norm... :(

Sorry about yer crash there jeannie..."That just goes to prove my point, women can't drive!" hehe...


Name jennie
Date 19:52:33 11/15/99
Comment i don't know about artie, man. i saw him do stand-up when i saw norm in san fran, and he was just a little too vulgar for me. i mean, obscenity's great; it's funny, but i think artie just went a little too far with the kidnapping little girls and tying them in his trunk factor. well, that's all i have to say.

jennie

actually, you know what? that's not all i have to say. i got in a fucking car accident today... that was not fun. sorry, i feel the need to tell people about it so it doesn't seem quite so bad.


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Date 19:23:04 11/15/99
Email
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Comment I'm gonna go scoop my dogma's crapma.

Name Doug
Date 18:10:35 11/15/99
Email bdchaff
URL http://RE: daytrader
Comment Hey, daytrader, it depends on what you got. Email me at: bdchaff and we will take it from there. I'd love to have the whole show on tape, but just Norm's whole interview and Thorn's whole interview that came after it would be great, too.

Thanks for getting back to me!


Name munky
Date 17:58:52 11/15/99
Comment artie should get his own show......he is friggen hilarios


yep


Name james walker
Date 17:38:46 11/15/99
Email wizjamesw
Comment you have to get some sounds from "celebrity jeopardy" up... or any of the other occasions when norm played burt reynolds——or should i say turn fergeson? funny name. heh. turd fergeson.

Name day trader
Date 16:43:15 11/15/99
Comment I don't want to sound too gay, not that there is anything wrong with it, but what are you offering in trade for the complete Conan-Norm-Courtney-CarrotTop interview segment?

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