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 April 26  Politically Incorrect

POLITICALLY INCORRECTWhat's the showbiz equivalent to serving jury duty? Being a panelist on Bill Maher's "Politically Incorrect." And apparently Norm couldn't get out of it -- making his third appearance on the program. Bumped to ungodly hours in most major markets, this former Comedy Central powerhouse lost its thunder after the '96 presidential race and a move to the alphabet network. Maher reverently apes a politically savvy Johnny Carson, while moderating debate between often amusingly dissimilar panelists. Last night, there was political columnist Ariana Huffington, B-movie mogul Lloyd Kaufman, socially-conscious actor Edward James Olmos and good ol' Norm. The biggest happening of the night was the verbal brawl that got rather heated between Olmos and Maher, who differed on how affective Ghandi would have been in dealing with the turmoil in Kosovo. The two made up, but Norm was a little rattled (while sporting his new, closely- cropped hairdo.) Another topic was the Littleton tragedy, which also made for some pins-and-needles moments. ABC has provided a transcript and we have our abridged version, which has been Normanized for your protection.  MORE NEWS

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    Sean Bradley of "Saturday Night Live.com" has generously donated 18 "Weekend Update" transcripts to our archive! Thanks to Sean we now cover the Fall '96 and Spring '97 seasons completely. Visit the LAUGHS area and revel in Norm's brilliance. Also, as always, you can use the search engine if you're looking for a specific joke.

    OJ"[O.J.] has denied hiding financial assets ... But earlier today, Simpson pal A.C. Cowlings was stopped as he tried to leave the country. In the back seat of his Bronco, police found O.J.'s Heisman Trophy disguised with a tiny fake beard."


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    I'M BOB DOLE!: Norm's probably most well known for his impression of Dan Aykroyd's impression of Bob Dole. You know, I know it and the American people know it. But Norm's finest Dole moments weren't on "SNL." Nope, they were on "The Howard Stern Show."  STERN1 STERN2

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